FOURSQUARE and SEVEN POUNDS AGO

What words do you associate with the word gym? I immediately think of rock solid six-pack abs, chiseled calves, enough sweat to fill a grain silo, and a mountain of Ibuprofen the size of Everest to relieve muscle pain. Don’t tell my husband, at least not the part about my having noticed all those carved bronze chests and well defined calves. Continue reading

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SINGLE SOCK SUNDAY’S DEBUT

Welcome to the first SINGLE SOCK SUNDAY –  a pictorial collection of adventurous lost soles that have found new mates. Inspired by  WHERE THE LOST SOCKS ARE and the fact that we are OnePeople. May the human race use our single sock images as a template for peace.

I invite you to send your photos to dgweidner [at] gmail [dot] com to be shared with the world on the first Sunday of the month. Please remember we are a ‘G’ rated audience and let me know if you’d rather remain anonymous, otherwise I will supply a link back to you.

Enjoy!

from THE VIC

from THE VIC

MINE

MINE

NIECES AND SISTER

NIECES AND SISTER

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A SIX WORD MEMOIR

I LEAPED – I SLEPT – Dang! Intercept.

In response to the WordPress Weekly Writing Challenge: Reel Talk

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GOING GREEN

clubbingWe’ve all been there. You go out for a meal with family, friends, a new lover, a blind date, or your co-workers. In the interest of eating something a bit healthier than the deep-fried buffalo wings and sweet potato fries shrieking your name from the menu, you plug your ears, swallow hard, and choose something green – Continue reading

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THE CASE OF THE MISSING DUMP

imagesWarning: this blog entry may be in some ways extremely graphic with regard to the digestive system of the canis domesticus. This advisory does not apply to anyone between the ages of eight and twelve.

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THE FORGOTTEN HERO

Please, bare with me. No – keep your clothes on. I mean, bear with me – although, that doesn’t look quite right either, does it? What would a gargantuan, blood-n-honey-sucking, fur-ball with razor-edged teeth have to do with anything in this context? Just sayin’…

Anyway, as I was saying, in my last post I forgot to mention an especially favourite hero of mine. Not the melted cheese covered meatball, veal, or chicken parmigiana sandwich kind of hero, although both do have an Italian connection – the one, with food – and the other, with Gioachino Rossini’s William Tell Overture –  or the horsey song, as my kids used to call it. Shoot! That probably gave it away.

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MY HERO

Growing up, I included so many heroes  in my bedtime prayers that it’s a wonder I ever got to sleep – D’Artagnan and all three Musketeers, Sinbad the Sailor, Hercules, the Scarlet Pimpernell, Zorro, most of the Knights of the Round Table, and of course Robin Hood.

Grosset & Dunlap, Inc. 1965

Grosset & Dunlap, Inc. 1965

Who wouldn’t want to be an expert archer, live in a forest, and be notorious for doing good deeds. Continue reading

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WHILE WE’RE ON THE SUBJECT OF ASTRONAUTS…

Now that you know how much I wanted to be an astronaut as a child, you can imagine how excited I was when I read this in our local newspaper: “Former astronaut Rusty Schweickart (the Lunar Module Pilot of Apollo 9 – YES!) will speak about his NASA experiences, the future of space travel […] and other topics.”

I immediately got on the horn (that’s a phone for those of you too young to know) and talked my daughter into coming along. I could not talk her into taking a picture with Rusty and me though. Too weird, for her taste.  

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IN THE INTERIM…

While I’m getting this week’s post together, I thought I’d share A Year Living Baldly with you. Its author takes  – supporting a friend – to another level. You rock Liz! And your friend Lee too!

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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

A musician, an artist, a doctor, a pilot? This is a question we all, as children, have been asked. Even though now we are legally and biologically adults, this is a question many of us are still seeking the answer to, probably because we need to define grow up first.

Is there really a specific age one needs to be to be deemed a grown up? Is it eighteen, twenty-one, thirty? Is one grown up when s/he has found a suitable job or chosen a profession? Or is it a state of maturity? Now there’s a concept! That could take forever. OR – Continue reading

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