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MURDER AT THE CHECKOUT – An Unsolved Mystery Resolved

Posted on February 27, 2020 by Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner

BURIED ALIVE: HOLY GUACAMOLE – HOW I ATE MY WAY FROM UNDER AN AVALANCHE OF AVOCADOS SURVIVAL: ATTACK OF THE MUTANT MARS BAR *warning: article contains peanut reference I LOST 50 BAZILLION POUNDS IN 24 HOURS. YOU CAN TOO! The … Continue reading →

Posted in ADVENTURES, Essay, HUMOR | Tagged adventure, Benjamin Franklin in London, D. G. Lambo-Weidner, D.G.Lambo, Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner, grocery shopping, humorous encounter, humorous headlines, humorous vignette, strange headlines, unsolved mysteries | 6 Comments

THE CASE OF THE PURLOINED PICKLE

Posted on September 5, 2019 by Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner

Alice Wetherby-Pimms had a peculiar penchant for pickles. Be they sweet, sour, or dill, the child was mad about brined cucumbers. Chips, chunks, cubes, finely chopped relishes, halves, slices, spears, sticks and whole, no matter their shape, Alice craved them … Continue reading →

Posted in ADVENTURES, HUMOR, SHORT STORIES, VIGNETTE, WRITING CHALLENGES | Tagged adventure, Adventures of Alice Wetherby Pimms, cornichons, D. G. Lambo-Weidner, D.G.Lambo, Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner, humorous vignette, pickles | 19 Comments

THE SOUP INVADER

Posted on March 4, 2016 by Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner

Of all the things I expected to find in my tomato soup, this wasn’t one of them. A few seeds so small they’d slipped through the strainer unnoticed? Perhaps. A bit of chopped onion that had stuck to the pot and avoided being puréed … Continue reading →

Posted in ADVENTURES, HUMOR, VIGNETTE, WRITING CHALLENGES | Tagged adventure, Chuck Wendig flash fiction challenge, Donna Weidner, fortune cookie wisdom, humorous vignette, The Godfather, WRITING CHALLENGE | 7 Comments

A MOST DUBIOUS COLLECTION

Posted on January 10, 2016 by Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner

Alice Wetherby Pimms had a penchant for collecting governesses. Of her many peculiarities, this was perhaps the most curious, for in the first seven and three-quarter years of her young life, shipping magnate Roderick Pimms’ only child had procured precisely eleven of them. Rounding up, this would … Continue reading →

Posted in ADVENTURES, FAMILY, HUMOR, VIGNETTE | Tagged adventure, Adventures of Alice Wetherby Pimms, author, Donna Lambo-Weidner, governesses and nannies, humorous vignette, paranormal | 15 Comments

A PROCLIVITY FOR PONDERING P**P

Posted on June 11, 2015 by Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner

While jousting jesting with Sir-Walks-a-Lot under a brilliant, vivid sky this day upon a ghill called Martin, the knight errant’s band of merry hounds pointedly raised their moist nose tips en masse to the wind. After an intense, yet brief snuffle,