A PROCLIVITY FOR PONDERING P**P

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While jousting jesting with Sir-Walks-a-Lot under a brilliant, vivid sky this day upon a ghill called Martin, the knight errant’s band of merry hounds pointedly raised their moist nose tips en masse to the wind. After an intense, yet brief snuffle,

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the wooly group galloped off in unison, thus directing our attention to an array of delectable treats that had been abandoned upon the trail. Due to the goodie’s dried out bee-bee-gun-pellet like appearance, I was certain that it was the handiwork of the menacing

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Mule Deer Gang –

a band of neighborhood thugs notorious for the droppings incurred by their voracious appetite for this fair land’s flora.

Indeed, wee squire Teddy, who quite possibly may have been the instigator of this foray off trail, was quick to point out the pack’s good fortune this day by promptly taking a perfectly round delectable morsel upon his tongue, clamping down upon it with his tiny teeth, and relishing in its lusciousness, thereby fueling a sudden bout of inspiration – the veritable lightning strike that forced me to face this proclivity I have for writing about doodie – which may one day even rival this poochie treat…

 * Drum Roll Please *doe dots-candy-theater-packs-125591-icThe P**P that goes
CRRRRRunCH

Should you feel hounded compelled to becoming an investor in this tried and true hit, I invite you to send funds directly to my account under the heading I’MAFOOL2.

Thank you to The Daily Post’s Photo Challenge/VIVID for today’s inspiration and to
YOU
my readers
for stopping by today ❤

About Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner

I am an adventure seeking ponderer of the mysteries of the universe, writer of children's books (represented by Stephen Fraser of the Jennifer DeChiara Literary Agency), and lover of anything involving armor, archery, or swashbuckling.
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12 Responses to A PROCLIVITY FOR PONDERING P**P

  1. Windy Mama says:

    Suddenly my throat feels dry and I’m longing for something minty fresh in my mouth. Good luck with finding the (ad)venture capital for the doolightful idea.

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  2. Oh, my Donna. I am wondering how in the world you ever came up with the idea for this….the merging of knights and this new “(not-so) tasty” treat is not somewhere my mind would ever have gone! But I will give you…..it is vivid!

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  3. Windy Mama says:

    What kind of people find doggy-doo humour funny, I ask you? 😉

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  4. My faithful friends would have rolled in it. Maybe you could do a fragrance collection as well?

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  5. Norma says:

    I love clouds the more I see them the more I love them. That’s a wonderful patch of cloud that you’ve captured. 🙂

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