Uh, I mean a vacation from blogging. Not for long. Only until the ironing’s done.
Before I go though, I have a question for you:
Have you noticed all the new blog-o-cabulary being used out there in Blogland lately?
Personally, I kind of like it. For one thing, using blogisms keeps my spell check on his toes …………….. See?
Thinking up new terms for everyday words is like striking out on a new adventure – it blogs the mind – or it can also bloggle the mind if you’re using a blogiom, or a so called blogomatic expression. Thankfully, we don’t need to bleak the blingo. We only need to write it. Ahhhh, now I think I’ve stumbled upon a problem with Blogeeze – when do we drop the og and use only the bl? Or the blo? Someone out there needs to work on some blammer and spellogging rules – a new Blogtionary might help in the interim –
and particularly, a Blogosaurus. I’m always looking for Blogonyms, not to be confused with its opposite, Blogtonyms, so that I don’t use the same word twice in a sentence.
The more I blamble on the more I see that this whole blog thing could actually create new jobs in education. Our institutions of higher learning will certainly be needing Bloglish Blogessors. Students will need degrees like Bachelors of Blogience, Masters of Blogerary Studies, and Doctors of Blogosophy.
Oh, just a blogarn minute…there’s a news flash…OH, bluck me!
The CDC CBC – Centers for Blogease Control – have just added Blogitis to their list of blogonic blogeases. Their recommendation for prevention, if you haven’t already succumbed to blogolism, is to immmmmediately see you blogoctor for a blogunization.
That said, I think I need to put my Blog-o-cation on hold while I consult with an authority on the matter…
Y’all have a bodacious BLOGACIOUS weekend now, ya hear?
Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner 
I love how you can write about nothing but still make me smile! You are great!
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I must have watched too much Seinfeld in my lifetime… Hugs!
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Enjoy your Bli-ron-athon, Donna. Personally, I don’t do ironing anymore – everything I own is drip-dry 🙂 I love your idea for a Blogtionary and a Blogosaurus – or should that be Blogothaur. There is a great need for more Blogonyms from both sides of the fence 🙂
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Thanks Lyn. I actually don’t iron much either these days. It’s usually just a collar touch up for Mr. Man. Keep on bloggin…and thanks again.
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You knew this post would go straight to my heart! Love the new careers you thought of in education! Fun, fun, fun post! ps. Don’t forget now – – when X-mas rolls around this year, You’re gonna need to do another “T’was the Night Before parody once again, but include a Yule-blog! 😉
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Ha, good one – Yule Blog – it’ll take me 9 months to figure that one out. Coming from the QUOG (queen of blogisms) it will also be quite the challenge. I’m starting it today…’twas the blight before…
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*giggle and undignified snort* Loved this simply blogalicious.
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Thanks Jenni…blogiggling too!
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Love this one Donna! Very original…
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…a blogful thanks!
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Blog-a-licious post Donna 🙂
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Many thanks BC!
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Blogtastic! Love this post….and you’re so right…..it’s a whole new world this terminology….
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I’m so honored you’ve taken the time to read and comment…a blog-et full of thanks to you!
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