In a chocolate galaxy, far, far away, the Flavonol3-O-beta-glucoside O-malonyltransferase gather in a non-disclosed location  deep within the dark nether regions of the cocoa nebulae.

Their mission: to effect the fabrication of a product so bold, so intense, so indescribably delicious that not a single human will be able to resist a taste, thereby giving rise to a world so overcome by unbridled ecstasy that peace will reign throughout the universe until the end of time.

Under the direction of their esteemed leader, Chef-du-Chocolat, the illustrious assemblage is bombarded by a constellation of key compounds. The temperature rises as the elements collide and spin like pinwheels in the rich field of dark matter. Once the molten mass bubbles with delight, raspberry scented gases rocket at warp speed into the space-time continuum where it stretches and contracts, stretches and contracts, until

The quantum leap is nearly complete. Curious clusters of unfathomable shapes settle onto an astronomical tableau reminiscent of their origin. One sprinkling of stardust…

~ É voilà ~

a bar of chocolate, rivalled in beauty and awesomeness only by the stars themselves.

Present-ed by my daughter to her father on his birthday
and sold by One House Bakery, Benecia, CA 

If only it were this easy to bring peace and understanding to our planet.

❤ Be well, Dear Friends ❤

About Donna Gwinnell Lambo-Weidner

I am an adventure seeking ponderer of the mysteries of the universe, writer of children's books (represented by Stephen Fraser of the Jennifer DeChiara Literary Agency), and lover of anything involving armor, archery, or swashbuckling.
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  1. itsdikka says:

    I just read your post. Great descriptions and names. Except U could have used the lego astronauts with one being the chef. Great job!


  2. That bakery looks cool!!


  3. Lyn says:

    But they forgot one important thing…they didn’t reverse the polarity of the neutron flow. That is a mighty fine piece of confection, Donna 🍰🍽🍫


  4. Klausbernd says:

    😂 😂
    Thanks for sharing 🙏 🙏
    Have a happy week
    The Fab Four of Cley
    🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂


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